12 Reasons to Buy Searching For Mom for Christmas
Written By: Timothy Fish Published: 12/3/2007
- It is more enjoyable than a partridge in a pear tree.
- It is a good heart warming story.
- The fruit cake you keep passing around has started to grow mold.
- The cover is red. What is more Christmassy than that?
- It is the perfect gift for someone who has everything.
- It has your motherís name on the back cover.
- With a gold ring on the cover, buy five and it will be like giving five golden rings.
- Santa wonít be delivering it, since his elves are reading the copies he has ordered.
- It is healthier than another box of chocolate covered cherries.
- Ten pipers piping is ten too many.
- You need someone to borrow it from.
- Your Dad is talking about building a new closet for his neckties.